Kate Gosselin, Johnny Weir to Be on Season 7 of Celebrity Apprentice

The cast for the Season 7 of Donald Trump shitshow Celebrity Apprentice is slowly being revealed, and so far there are a few celebs with Pennsylvania ties on the list. From the snark-tastic Reality Tea:

On the list? None other than the Wicked Witch of Eastern PA, Kate Gosselin! Awww – dreams really do come true. Her dreams. Not mine. In case that wasn’t clear.

According to Gossip Cop, the confirmed cast also includes Sharknado star Ian Ziering, tennis player Martina Navratilova, and figure skater Johnny Weir.

David Hasselhoff reportedly has the contract in his possession, but he hasn’t put down his cheeseburger long enough to sign it. Rumor has it that NBC really wants The Hoff because he’s so unpredictable.

Other rumored participants include Jersey Shore’s Snooki, Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kenya Moore (aka “Gone With the Wind fabulous!”) and Playmate Holly Madison. More here.