10 Most Unrecommended Concerts this Season, Ranked
10 “Pokémon: Symphonic Evolutions”
Mann Center, 9/19
Literally, the music of Pokémon.
9 The Eagles
PPL Center, 9/12
In case you haven’t already heard “Hotel California” 1,000 too many times.
8 Erasure
Borgata, 9/26
We loved Erasure … in 1985.
7 Disco Biscuits’ City Bisco
Multiple locations, 9/25-27
Calling all trustafarians and faux-hippie ravers.
6 Limp Bizkit
Tower Theatre, 10/7
Bad name. Worse band.
5 The Misfits
TLA, 10/24
Stopped being shocking long ago.
4 Ian Anderson
Caesars, 11/7
Two hours of flute-playing. Enough said.
3 The Beach Boys
Borgata, 10/24
Why don’t they just book the Kingston Trio while they’re at it?
2 The Nick and Knight Tour
Trocadero Theatre, 10/12
As in Nick Jordan of Backstreet Boys and Jordan Knight of New Kids on the Block. Ugh.
1 King Crimson
Kimmel Center, 9/12-13
The prog-rock band that, unfortunately, never died.
Want to know what we do recommend? We round up 30 awesome shows you can’t miss this season here.