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Hours after the city officially declared a snow emergency in Philadelphia and the Philadelphia Streets Department announced that those of us with Monday trash pickup […]

With this winter already the third-snowiest on record — so, perhaps since the quaternary glaciation — it’s no surprise that, yes, there is more snow […]

NOOOOoooOOOOOooOOOOOO!: I really don't like what I'm seeing late Sunday thru Tuesday. Another wintry mess. This meteorologist is SO over snow, ice, and rain combo. […]

Did you enjoy the mild temperatures over the weekend? We didn’t have any snow. It might not have been all that warm, but with the […]

I know, I know. There’s still a month left in one of the toughest winters ever. I don’t know about you, but this winter’s been […]

AP: “The National Weather Service says the 3 inches recorded Tuesday at Philadelphia International Airport has boosted the snow total since December to 58.4 inches. Meteorologist […]

There is a scene in The Ten Commandments in which Anne Baxter’s scheming Nefretiri slinks around Yul Brynner’s Rameses II and ridicules him for letting the […]

In case you’re wondering what the holdup is on 11th Street between Market and Chestnut, it is this CVS truck adding more chaos to your […]

Fair to say that all the snow has put a hamper on the city’s garbage collection efforts. It’s not going over well:   CBS Philly […]

Monday may be a federal holiday, but the people who pick up your trash in Philadelphia don’t have the day off. Sanitation workers from the […]

From the Philadelphia Parking Authority: PPA will enforce only safety violations today. Tickets will be issued for any safety violations. Meters, kiosks and timed zones […]

6ABC reports: ” The snow emergency that had been in effect for Philadelphia since Wednesday night will be lifted at 2 p.m. Friday. Mayor Nutter pointed […]

Uh-oh:

You know the drill, folks: Philadelphia schools are closed. SEPTA is increasingly up and running, except in all the places it isn’t. Mayor Nutter would […]

No school on Friday: Due to the severe weather forecast, all School District of Philadelphia schools will be closed on Friday, February 14.  Also closed […]