Sex
He’s Ugly. She’s Hot. The Perils of Up-Dating
Do you know anyone who is up-dating? (Or updating?) Do you know what up-dating is? Because we just can’t help ourselves from making up new […]
The Congressman and the Bikini Model
It was during the State of the Union speech, as President Obama was making his way down the aisle to the podium, that Congressman Steve […]
Do Women Secretly Love to Be Called MILFs?
If the Twitter Diet isn’t working for you, or your fingers are tired from all that tweeting, maybe you should try the MILF Diet. Yes. […]
I Keep Watching Girls Because it Keeps Making Me So Uncomfortable
I finally sat down and watched the most recent, much-discussed episode of Girls last night. I’ve been putting it off, not because I don’t […]
How Does One Ask to See the Whips-and-Handcuffs Room at Coeur?
A New York Times story today discusses how the naughty masterpiece Fifty Shades of Grey has been very, very good to the lingerie industry, with […]
It’s National Mistress Day. Do You Know Where Your Husband Is?
Dear Monica, Is it true that February 13th is now being referred to as “Mistress Day”? Women need to be in the know. —E.L., Wynnewood
One Thing Philadelphia Does Well: Adultery
Philadelphia may not be the most-literate city in the United States, but there’s one area where we excel: Fornication. AshleyMadison.com, the adultery website last seen […]
Philly Is a Great Place to Be a Single Dude
Philadelphia ranks fourth in a roundup of best cities for single men, CBS Philly reports: The list, which was compiled by NerdWallet, focused on three factors […]
Too Much Downton Abbey Is Bad For Your Manhood
What with the Beyoncé halftime extravaganza and the mysterious third-quarter blackout that lasted for half an hour, Sunday night’s Super Bowl was even longer than […]
The Women of Downton Abbey vs. Women of the Super Bowl
This Sunday night looks to be another classic match-up between a heavy favorite and a hapless underdog. No, not the 49ers and the Ravens—the Super […]
Seven Ways Women Ruin Their Relationships
Dear Monica, I am having trouble sustaining long-term relationships. What do you think I am doing that makes men back off? —J. P., Springfield
Shocking Allegation: Women Had Sex Before Fifty Shades of Grey Came Out
I am so very glad that ABC News has decided that women enjoy porn and that we are no longer ashamed about it. I mean, […]
VIDEO: Cassidy’s “Condom Style” Ode to Consequence-Free Sex
Yes, you’ve seen a million “Gagnam Style” parody videos by now—but you probably haven’t seen the video from Philly rapper Cassidy Da Hustla, and his […]
Women Have an Obligation to Keep Their Legs Shaved
Let me know if you’ve ever heard a lament that sounds like this one: “I’m a nice guy. I really am. I’m nice to women […]
When Will Middle-Aged People Stop Telling Millennials the Internet Is the Devil?
In the latest installment of the Atlantic‘s series on our doomed generation (see August’s “Why Women Still Can’t Have It All” and May’s “Is Facebook […]