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Highs and Lows of the Bachelor, Week 6
“The deception continues with the most dramatic two-on-one date in Bachelor history.” This is how this week’s episode of The Bachelor opened. (It was soon […]
Top Chef Episode 14 Recap: How Urkel Got His Groove Back
With apologies to my editor, this every other week thing is totally working out for me–and for a season which barely has enough notable things […]
Our Chat With Out So You Think You Can Dance? and Dancing With The Stars Choreographer Travis Wall
When Travis Wall was five days old, his mother set up his crib in a dance studio that she owned. The rest, they say, is […]
Highs and Lows of The Bachelor, Week 5
“Santa Fe really seems like the perfect place to fall in love.” This is how Week 5 of The Bachelor began. Farmer Chris — who […]
Highs and Lows of The Bachelor, Week 4
Unfortunately, I have some bad news about this week’s Bachelor recap: This will not be a wrap-up of the full episode last night. Thanks to […]
Top Chef Recap: Because Wylie
With no Quickfire and no Cheftestants being sent home last week, there was little to recap. But still, here’s a brief rundown of the […]
Highs and Lows of The Bachelor, Week 3
The Bachelor is confusing. Going into last night’s episode, there were still 18 contestants on the show—too many to actually learn much about any of […]
Highs and Lows of The Bachelor, Week 2
As we enter week two of season 19 of The Bachelor, the more I think the show really is a fantastic compliment to Game of […]
Top Chef Episode 10 Recap: This Thing’s Still On The Air?
Welcome back (again), readers! Whether you’re actually still interested or just need to see this through, I will continue to be your Top Chef Sherpa. […]
Highs and Lows of The Bachelor Season Premiere
Family Feud is not a good game show. The questions are stupid and the answers stupider. Plus it’s not fair. In almost every episode, the […]
Teresa Giudice Begins Her Prison Sentence
Down-on-her-luck Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice began her 15-month prison sentence this morning, when she turned herself in to authorities at 3 a.m. She […]
Top Chef Episode 9 Recap: Literature-To-Table Cooking
Finally, a Quickfire Challenge for the rest of us. Let’s make some goddamn sausage! For a football player! Because why not!
Top Chef Recap: Restaurant Wars And The Aftermath
Did you miss me? Maybe you were just too busy eating leftovers or participating in a die-in? Well, if you’ve gotten that white guilt out […]
Top Chef Episode 6 Recap: A Very Top Chef Thanksgiving
Since we have to wait two weeks until the inevitable disaster that is Restaurant Wars, I decided to hold off a bit on this recap […]
Top Chef Episode 5 Recap: War Is The Answer
We’re getting close to the halfway point, folks, and it’s anybody’s game. And by “anybody,” I mean Hipster Urkel or Voltaggio’s protégé, Mei. Everybody else […]