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Whole Foods Betrays Its Loyal Vegans, Confusing “Chick’n Salad” for Chicken Salad
You know when you’re at the cold food bar at Whole Foods and you have to check the labels to make sure your turkey isn’t […]
Jon Stewart Pokes Fun at Chris Christie’s Weight-Loss Surgery
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Chris Christie Is So Awesome, He Governs New Jersey From Dreamland
Because he’s Chris Christie, Chris Christie on Tuesday had a snarling news conference in which he more or less refused to say much about his […]
Jersey: Are You Ready For Prince Harry’s Visit?
It’s just one week until Prince Harry visits New Jersey, and everybody there is tired from practicing their curtseys. Second Is The New First, a […]
Chris Christie Has Stomach Surgery; Will Slim Down To Greek, Presidential God Stirring The Erotic Dreams Of New Jersey Housewives Everywhere
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie tells the New York Post today that he had stomach surgery to reduce his food intake and lose weight. However, […]
Video: Chris Christie Kills Spider, PETA Gets Angry
Friday, Chris Christie posted a video of himself killing a spider in front of a classroom of fourth-graders. PETA, upon being notified of the spider’s death […]
Barn With Passing Resemblance to Vanna Venturi House, Plus Spotless Farm With Suburban Tract House
Though the barn can’t be put in the same category as the Venturi house, it’s without question the most interesting building on this property. The […]
Sandy-Damaged Scratch Tickets Sickening Jersey Lotto Workers
Six months after Hurricane Sandy, the after affects are still being felt…in Lawrenceville, New Jersey. Though it may be located 50 miles west of the […]
NJ Home Still on the Market After a Staggering $1.75 Million Price Cut
In the picture above, the landscaping makes part of this estate look like a mini-golf course. But there’s nothing mini about 108 Raven Court in […]
After Daughter’s Overdose, Bon Jovi Will Watch Christie Sign OD Prevention Law
Today in Trenton, Chris Christie will sign an overdose prevention bill. On hand will be Jon Bon Jovi, whose daughter Stephanie Bongiovi overdosed last fall […]
You Know Who Is Going To Hell? People Who Set Cats On Fire.
The Daily Record reports that in Clinton Township, N.J., a tiny kitty named Justin is recovering from severe burns—somebody in Philadelphia apparently set the kitten […]
WATCH: Chris Christie’s First Re-Election Ad
Campaign season has begun! New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is spending more than $1 million to air this ad in the Philly and New York […]
Angry, Cursing Chris Christie Has Returned
N.J. Gov. Chris Christie never disappoints—or, at least, he doesn’t do so for long. After making his name as a tough-talking rootin’ tootin’ take-no-prisoners sheriff […]
Jersey Is Becoming A Cheeseburger Lover’s Paradise
NewsWorks reports that New Jersey is fast becoming a battleground in the “better burger” wars—with franchises popping up all over the state representing Burger 21, Smashburger; […]
Princeton Chooses New President; It’s Not Susan Patton
After a six-month search, Princeton University has selected its new president, alumnus and current university Provost Charles Eisgruber. Current president Shirley Tilghman will resign at […]