Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney Wants Your Tax Dollars to Pay for Useless College Educations
If you’re going to choose to be a one-issue voter when you cast your ballot tomorrow, here’s a really good one. You should vote to […]
Tuesday’s Election Winner Will Disappoint You
Dear Mitt Romney supporters: There’s something you need to know before you go into the voting booth on Tuesday: Your man might win, but he’s […]
Why Romney Will Lose PA: The Nation’s Least Popular Governor and One Convicted Pedophile
It’s all about Ohio. Win the Buckeye State, win the White House. Very true, especially for Mitt Romney, since no Republican has won without it. But Ohio is […]
No Doubt: Mitt Romney Is Going to Win
Am I cocky? No. Dancing in the end zone yet? Not me. Can I say with certainty this will be a landslide blowout? I want […]
Help! My Sister’s Voting for Romney!
So, my sister’s gone rogue. Back in 2008, I successfully managed to woo her away from the sway of her Republican-voting husband with the sweet […]
VIDEO: Crying Toddler Is Sick of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney
With the election less than a week away, plenty of people have had enough with political coverage in the media. A four-year-old girl named Abigael […]
Someone Wrote “ROMNEY” in the Sand for President Obama’s Jersey Flyover
On Wednesday afternoon, President Obama flew into Atlantic City International Airport to meet up with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. They boarded a helicopter and […]
Republicans Win Every November 6th Election
If you’re a witch or a baseball fan, you probably put a little more stock into superstition than the rest of America. In which case, […]
Clinton Uses Sandy to Take a Jab at Romney’s Stance on Climate Change
Former President Bill Clinton has already started politicking over Hurricane Sandy. Clinton spoke at a rally in Minnesota on Tuesday and took the opportunity to […]
Corbett Plays Sandy Politics, Should Take Cue From Christie
A few hours ago, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie gave a 40-minute press briefing. He has a cold. He got two hours of sleep last […]
5 Reasons Not to Vote for Obama (and 10 Reasons to Vote Against Romney)
Let me confess—or brag—that I am a Pan-African socialist, which means I support a unified and culturally conscious Africa that has an economic system that […]
VIDEO: Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney. For Zombie Reasons.
Joss Whedon—director of The Avengers, and creator of cult classics like Buffy the Vampire Slayer—offers the best endorsement of the 2012 campaign:
President Obama Basically Told Rolling Stone That Mitt Romney Is “a Bullshitter”
A cover story on President Barack Obama is set to be published in the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone. Mike Allen at Politico got his […]
The Biggest Lies Told By Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan and Smilin’ Joe Biden
Politicians are liars. Some of the lies are big. Some of the lies are small. But the nature of competitive democracy—and the ass-covering that is […]
Mitt Romney Gets Spray Tans
The American people were treated to one hell of an October surprise today when a “knowledgeable source” confirmed that GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney gets […]