Mitt Romney
Twitter Republicans Desperate to Prove Romney Lost Slightly Less Badly
After a week of stunned, grieving silence, the Tea Party has begun boiling anew over yesterday’s news that Mitt Romney failed to garner even one […]
Mitt Romney Didn’t Get a Single Vote in 59 Philadelphia Voting Divisions
Need proof that Philadelphia really, really, really a Democratic town? How about this: In 59 of the city’s voting divisions last week—mostly in West and […]
The Top 10 Lessons of the 2012 Presidential Election
10. The Tea Party? Not much of a party. If there’s one thing 2012 proved conclusively, it’s that the Republican Party needs to be more […]
Secret Service for Mitt Romney’s Giant Family Would’ve Cost A LOT
President Obama’s re-election has saved the taxpayers a lot of money. Why? Because the Secret Service only has to pay to protect the four immediate […]
I Was Wrong When I Said Romney Would Win
I was wrong. I admit it. I was in good company, too. Not just from partisans on my side. Pollsters, pundits and analysts of many […]
Chris Christie Says He Didn’t Embrace Obama, He Just Walked and Chewed Gum at the Same Time
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie addressed the press in LBI on Wednesday. In addition to winter storm Athena (read: the Nor’easter that’s about to kick […]
Obama Lost 55 of PA’s 67 Counties
Barack Obama won, but if the State of Pennsylvania had been decided on a county-by-county basis, Mitt Romney would have won by a landslide here. […]
Chris Christie’s White House Dream Is Over; Michael Nutter’s Has Just Begun
Pity poor Mitt Romney. No, I never wanted the man to be president—and given the Pennsylvania returns in Tuesday’s election, neither did many of you—but […]
Governor Romney Spends His Election Day Campaigning in Ohio, Pennsylvania
While President Obama participates in some satellite interviews and plays basketball on Tuesday, Mitt Romney is busy pushing for last-minute votes in swing states. The […]
Chris Christie Rips “Know-Nothing” Romney Staffers
Chris Christie pinky promised America that he would vote for Mitt Romney on Election Day. But, in light of his budding bromance with President Barack […]
America Asks Google Who’s Running for President
Thank God for Google, right? The other night I was at a bar and we couldn’t figure out the name of that movie where Arnold […]
VIDEO: Pennsylvania Voting Machine Changes Obama Vote to Romney
A voter in Pennsylvania has posted a video to YouTube that he claims shows him trying to vote for Barack Obama on Tuesday morning. When […]
Take George Romney’s Advice and Vote Obama
I make no mystery of my progressive leanings—particularly on social issues like marriage equality and a woman’s right to choose—and I have little patience for […]
Where Is Your F#$%ing Polling Place?
Planning to vote tomorrow, but not sure where you’re supposed to go to weigh in on the Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich debate? Luckily, you […]
Chris Christie Wants to Remind You He Supports Mitt Romney
In the wake of Hurricane Sandy, Chris Christie would like to remind you that he supports Governor Mitt Romney in his bid to become the […]