Joe Biden
Joe Biden’s Cadillac On Craigslist for $15,000
According to the guy selling this Cadillac STS on Delaware Craigslist for $15,000, the car was leased by now-Vice President Joe Biden from 2005 to […]
MONDAY KICKSTARTER: A Play-by-Play of Michigan’s Whirlwind Marriage Equality Weekend
One of the first gay marriages took place in Muskegon Co. SEQUENCE OF EVENTS IN MICHIGAN Federal judge strikes down Michigan ban on same-sex marriage! […]
MORNING TEA: Bruce Jenner Quits the Kardashians, Joe Biden to Be First Guest on Seth Meyers’ Late Night and More
Every morning I round up the gossip-y headlines you may have missed overnight. MOVIES Alexander Skarsgård cast as lead in 3-D Tarzan movie Jack Ass‘s […]
A Railroad Baron’s Home Fit for Only One Man: Joe Biden
Dear Vice President Biden, Is it OK if we call you Joe? God love ya, we feel like we know you with the Pennsylvania connection […]
Joe Biden: Not Down With Pot Legalization
Joe Biden has decided to betray every principle the Onion version of him stands for: Just weeks after President Barack Obama told the New Yorker that the […]
Joe Biden Comes to Philadelphia to Sit on Train
Joe Biden is visiting Philadelphia’s 30th Street Station today, and Delaware’s favorite son showed up to sit in Amtrak’s new locomotive. Veep Joe Biden sits […]
Joe Biden’s Niece Allegedly Tries to Punch Cop, Gets Arrested
Fightin’ Joe Biden’s Internet-bestowed nickname may be wearing off on his family members, most recently the vice president’s niece, Caroline Biden. Seems Caroline had a […]
Mass Discovered in Beau Biden’s Brain
Beau Biden, Delaware AG, has a mass in his brain according to doctors at MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston. He is being held for […]
Beau Biden Was Hospitalized at Jefferson Last Week
Last Wednesday, Delaware A.G. Beau Biden, VP fils, was driving with his family to Indiana for a family vacation when he became disoriented and felt […]
At Frank Lautenberg’s Funeral, Joe Biden Brings The Funny
Gotta love Joe Biden, who doesn’t see any reason why a funeral for a long-serving U.S. Senator shouldn’t be full of yuks. So at Frank […]
Listen: Joe Biden Reads Letters About Gun Violence From Philly 3rd Graders
Vice-President Joe Biden recently received a set of letters from a classroom of third-graders from North Philadelphia. The topic was gun violence. Today, the White […]
Laura Bush to Speak at Penn Commencement
What a clash of styles it will be next Monday in Philadelphia. On campus: Joe Biden, VP of 44, keynote speaker. Kimmel Center: Laura Bush, […]
Biden Has Secret Gun Control Plan Obama Doesn’t Know About
Joe Biden’s going rogue. He’s going on a whirlwind, nationwide tour to shame Senators into expanding background checks and gun trafficking laws. It’s so badass […]
Joe Biden To Receive Pennsylvania Society Medal
CBS Philly reports that Scranton’s Joe Biden, the former U.S. senator from Delaware and current Vice President of the United States in Washington D.C., will receive […]
So Jill Biden Has A Twitter Now
Welcome to the grid, Dr. Biden. Now all we need is Amtrak Joe to revive his Twitter account, which never emerged from campaign mode, and […]