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Just when I thought the internet had reached its saturation point with celebrity sex tapes—1 Night in Paris was released eight years ago, people!—the internet […]
Zillow—the website you peruse for real estate porn while you’re supposed to be filing those TPS reports—has released a list of the 20 best American […]
When we talk about movie quotes, we often disassociate the quote from the movies. Sometimes it’s because the quote is far more famous than the […]
If we’re starting to see an improvement in the number of jobs out there, I ain’t seeing it. President Obama’s latest jobs numbers tout an […]
“Butter bombs, Jennifer Garner’s track record worsens,” intoned the headline on Yahoo! Movie Talk before writer Meriah Doty delivered a whole spiel about Garner’s tumble […]
It’s election season, and naturally all anyone wants to talk about is Big Bird. Obama released a new ad yesterday capitalizing on Mitt Romney’s debate […]
Everyone go ahead and pat yourselves on the back for a job well-done. We went out and proved to the world that no one in […]
After enduring Trouble With the Curve recently, it became clear to me: We need something to cut through the special look-at-me dramatics that only Oscar […]
I was excited on Sunday night. The Eagles were only 4-5, but they were playing the mighty 9-1 San Francisco 49ers. I still had memories […]
Global finances, zombies, nukes—these are apocalypses I can deal with (in order: stockpile guns, non-perishables, and gold; join a multicultural band of Southern survivors led […]
A Travel + Leisure listicle that cites Foursquare check-ins to determine the popularity of parks across the country indicates that Rittenhouse Square is the 10th […]
A lot has changed since 2004. The economy sucks instead of merely stinking. A record hovering around .500 is disappointing for the Phillies instead of […]
Looking back at this week in the news, the anniversary of 9/11 made everything else feel insignificant by comparison—quite a feat in this election season […]
Yesterday we learned that unruly fans at Eagles games won’t simply be ejected from Lincoln Financial Field this year. Now, those who get tossed from […]
When it comes to choosing the leader of the free world, I base my decision on the things that really matter: willingness to be bear-hugged […]