Barack Obama
Chris Christie Says He Didn’t Embrace Obama, He Just Walked and Chewed Gum at the Same Time
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie addressed the press in LBI on Wednesday. In addition to winter storm Athena (read: the Nor’easter that’s about to kick […]
Mayor Nutter Says Won’t Leave Philly for President Obama’s Administration
Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter addressed the press on Wednesday afternoon regarding the 2012 election. He said that, despite some speculation, he has no expectation of […]
Obama Lost 55 of PA’s 67 Counties
Barack Obama won, but if the State of Pennsylvania had been decided on a county-by-county basis, Mitt Romney would have won by a landslide here. […]
President Obama Wins a Second Term, But Nate Silver Wins the Election
Barack Obama Is Re-Elected. In case you couldn’t hack it with the big boys last night, here’s President Obama’s victory speech from the early hours […]
Chris Christie’s White House Dream Is Over; Michael Nutter’s Has Just Begun
Pity poor Mitt Romney. No, I never wanted the man to be president—and given the Pennsylvania returns in Tuesday’s election, neither did many of you—but […]
President Obama Spends His Election Day Playing Basketball
Today is a big day for President Barack Obama. As Americans headed to the polls to cast their votes in the 2012 election, President Obama […]
America Asks Google Who’s Running for President
Thank God for Google, right? The other night I was at a bar and we couldn’t figure out the name of that movie where Arnold […]
Court Rules That Obama Mural in Philly Polling Place Must Be Covered Up
At the Franklin School in Northeast Philly, voters had to stare President Barack Obama in the eye immediately before casting their votes because there is […]
VIDEO: Pennsylvania Voting Machine Changes Obama Vote to Romney
A voter in Pennsylvania has posted a video to YouTube that he claims shows him trying to vote for Barack Obama on Tuesday morning. When […]
Take George Romney’s Advice and Vote Obama
I make no mystery of my progressive leanings—particularly on social issues like marriage equality and a woman’s right to choose—and I have little patience for […]
Where Is Your F#$%ing Polling Place?
Planning to vote tomorrow, but not sure where you’re supposed to go to weigh in on the Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich debate? Luckily, you […]
Obama Uses Lolcats to Get Out the Vote
Still not sure if you’re going to vote on Tuesday? Well, the Obama Campaign has just the thing to convince you to get off your […]
Tuesday’s Election Winner Will Disappoint You
Dear Mitt Romney supporters: There’s something you need to know before you go into the voting booth on Tuesday: Your man might win, but he’s […]
President Obama Buys $40,000 Ad During Eagles Game
Are you ready for some football and really expensive political advertisements?! If not, you’d better get that way because President Obama’s campaign has purchased 60 […]
Bromance Blossoms Between President Obama and Chris Christie
On Wednesday, President Barack Obama flew to Atlantic City to meet with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie so that they could, together, survey the damage […]