YOU GUYS: Brad Pitt and Angelina Joie Finally Got Married! 

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We know, of course, that celebs seem to be extra into the whole secret-marriage thing these days—but it’s not often the sort of thing you hear on a Thursday morning!

But lo and behold, guys, today we awake to hear that this country’s royal wedding has at last taken place: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have tied the knot after nine years, six babies, one really impressive engagement ring, and two years of betrothal.

People reports that it took place last Saturday at (one of) their home(s), Château Miraval in the village of Correns, France—and TMZ reports that sons Pax and Maddox walked her down the aisle, daughters Zahara and Vivienne threw petals, and that daughter Shiloh and son Knox were ring bearers. (The latter has got a shot, too, of Mr. Pitt back at work the next week with his brand new wedding ring in place.)

I’m not going to sugar coat it, folks, I don’t think we’ll ever see pictures of this dress. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still hope.

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