The Most Insane Email A Bride Has Ever Sent Her Bridesmaids

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Remember many years ago, when everyone and their mother was forwarding around a supposed email from a bride(zilla) to her bridesmaids that included a list of instructions for how to conduct themselves as her ‘maids—a list that included restrictions on, say, gaining weight or getting one’s hair cut without speaking to the bride?

That one turned out to be fake. This one, we’re afraid, is not.

This one is so glorious—and Gawker’s breakdown of it even more glorious—that we’re just going to leave it for you to read. Pass it onto your ‘maids, brides. They will thank their lucky stars that they are your brideslaves—oops, we mean bridesmaids … Even if you did run out of wine halfway through that marathon tie-ribbons-on-the-programs session you had the other week.

Whew.

Enjoy.

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