The Best Thing That Happened This Week: The Phillies’ Spring Training Truck Left Town
We’d sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” if our teeth would just stop chattering.
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It’s cold. Man, it’s cold. HOW COLD IS IT? It’s so cold that lawyers have their hands in their own pockets. Ha-ha-ha! It’s so cold the police don’t dare tell people to freeze. It’s so cold that people are going to Donald Trump rallies just for the hot air! Wah-wah-wah. While you sit there and shiver, warm yourself with this thought: On Friday morning, that big truck loaded up with the Phillies’ balls and bats and shirts — and the Phanatic’s hot-dog launcher — took off for Clearwater. Forget that stupid groundhog. Spring is on its way.
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