Patrick Bertoletti Defeats Molly Schuyler, Sets Record to Win Wing Bowl 23
Jon Dorenbos. Photo | Dan McQuade
You’ve heard quite a bit from us about Wing Bowl this year. Is it time to end it? Won’t somebody think of the chickens? Mick Foley will be there!
And now it’s here. Just like last year, our writer-at-large Dan McQuade is on the scene. He’s commandeered the Philly Mag Twitter account and will be live-tweeting the the atrocities at Wing Bowl 23. Follow along as he documents the floats, the spectacle, the gluttony and the unspeakably fowl carnage.
Patrick Bertoletti wins Wing Bowl with record 444 wings, beating defending champ Molly Schuyler (440). Notorious BOB 3rd—top local eater.
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
Stormin Norman of Penn, who will one day be your boss, ate 89 wings in the first round to win the college division. #wingbowl
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
Invincible 2 is going to be about Vince Papale’s dream of becoming the oldest Wing Bowl rookie in history. pic.twitter.com/BOYIWbHCkW
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
After one round, defending champ Molly Schuyler is in second with 206 wings. First is Patrick Bertoletti with 208. #wingbowl
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
Mick Foley has been disqualified for trying to cheat. He was stuffing wings down his pants. Ew. #wingbowl
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
Earlier, I was outside talking to The Kings’ Men, a group doing an anti-pornography protest outside. #wingbowl pic.twitter.com/3IunmW1WRh
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
Feminist hero and ex-pro wrestler Mick Foley, this year’s celebrity contestant, has entered. #wingbowl pic.twitter.com/kt9mG6thnL
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
There was an effigy of Chris Christie. A group of men stomped it to pieces. #wingbowl pic.twitter.com/hvBU2kkotw
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
Vince Papale is highly amused by the shots of women kissing on the video board. #wingbowl pic.twitter.com/kKx3tiWtlo
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
Lots of Chris Christie comments today. Shocker: Only half of them are fat jokes (the other half are Cowboys fan jokes). #wingbowl
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
Jon Dorenbos, Wing Bowl commissioner (?) and “the greatest long snapper in Eagles history”, just did a magic trick. pic.twitter.com/XHhnD459iZ
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
WIP is playing the awful parody of Ludacris’ “Stand Up” again. Wing Bowl has officially begun (kidding, there’s another hour of entrances).
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
Angelo Cataldi is wearing a No. 8 Eagles jersey with Oregon QB Marcus Mariota’s name on the back. The crowd cheered it loudly. #wingbowl
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
Hi! @dhm here, bringing you a carefully-crafted curation of Wing Bowl tweets. I did this last year, too: http://t.co/FaGdsd1MR5
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2015
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