Pantsless Man Riding Scooter Approaching Customers at Bensalem Acme

Is this man the next Swiss Cheese Pervert?

Police alert in Bensalem – Unusual Incident @ Acme Market, Man with jacket, but no pants, riding a motor scooter and approaching customers.

— Pamela Lehman (@pamelalehman) February 27, 2014

Well, probably not. But considering our exhaustive coverage of the Mayfair SCP, I figured I’d get in on the ground floor of this one.