Even A Perm Cannot Dim Bradley Cooper’s Beauty

Here’s a picture of Philly homeboy Bradley Cooper and co-star Christian Bale from their new film, American Hustle:

This doesn’t prove what you think it proves, i.e. that perms on men are horrible. They are, yes, but let’s be honest here: Bradley Cooper takes the perm and lends it some of his sexiness, so that the chemically induced curls are just another sign of the erotic virility he brings to every phase of his life and career. You’re a God, Bradley Cooper. Never change.