Playboy’s “Miss August” Is a Proud Northeast Philadelphian

Does anyone read Playboy anymore? Who knows. But there’s certainly more glamor in being Playmate of the Month than being YouPorn’s anything of the anything. That’s what 22-year-old Northeast Philly native Val Keil, a 2009 graduate of MaST Community Charter School, figured when she sent some pics to Hefner and co. (Who says the school reform movement is stifling creativity?) We really can’t show you the photos of Val, and feel terrible just linking to them. (Here.) But if you’re curious to meet her and her pal Kowboy Kev this weekend, here’s some crucial info.

@Kowboy_Kev I’ll be at Reedys Tavern in northeast phila this sat July 13 :)

— Val Keil (@MissValKeil) July 10, 2013

Her family, Keil says, is proud of her, after being “hesitant” at first. [Daily News]