John Bolaris Testifies: I Did NOT Shit Myself
Bolaris Denies Defecation Situation. The weather guy told a Florida court room — and later Dan Gross — that the alleged soiling of his shorts did not happen during his encounter with two alleged members of an Eastern European crime ring. “I did the right thing. I fought back because I was the victim of a crime. I know in my heart I was scammed by a well-orchestrated crime ring,” he says. [Daily News]
Ardmore Runner Wins the Philadelphia Marathon. Mike McKeeman crossed the line in 2:17:51, just shy of the course record. Russia’s Irina Mashkantceva was the first woman, with a course record 2:35:35. A total of 30,000 runners were on hand, God bless them. [Philadelphia Marathon]
State Freezes Funds at Nonprofit Tied to Dwight Evans. The Inquirer says a confidential state audit finds $1.5 million in grants were mismanaged by the Urban Affairs Coalition. Wrapped up in the whole thing is Leland Beloff, a former city councilman convicted of extortion 25 years ago in a scheme with Nicky Scarfo. [Inquirer]
Eagles Pummeled by Redskins. Final was 31-6, and Shady McCoy left the game with a concussion. Other than that it was a lovely afternoon. The boys at Birds 24/7 have the lowlights here. [Birds 24/7]
Joe Biden Visits the Jersey Shore. The VP toured Seaside Heights and talked to people. A lot. [NBC Philadelphia]
Online Voting Not Coming to Philly Area Anytime Soon. In fact, there aren’t even plans to let you register to vote online. [Newsworks]