Mardi Gras Float Maker Invades Our Parade; Mummers Prepare Counterattack

One Barry Kern, the purported “king of Mardi Gras,” has apparently been invited to build six of the 14 floats for this year’s 6ABC Dunkin’ Donuts Philly Pretzel Factory Scott Paper Products They’ve All Gone to Betson’s Thanksgiving Day Parade:

Sources indicate that Mummers brigades are quietly taking up defensive positions along the route to ward off a full-scale invasion. [6 ABC]