Michelle Obama Is Coming to Philly So That Mayor Nutter Can Help Her Remind You That Your Kids Are Fat

FLOTUS will be in town to make an announcement with Mayor Nutter on Wednesday. The announcement—scheduled for just before noon at the Lenfest Police Athletic Club—will be focused on public and private sector commitments to the First Lady’s Let’s Move! Initiative. The Initiative is designed to fight childhood obesity within a generation because, ya know, kids are fat and stuff. We’ll be taking bets on Soda Tax references. We’ll set the over/under at 3.5. [Daily News]