Penn State Board of Trustees Hires PR Firm

While we don’t know what took them so long, Penn State’s Board of Trustees has finally hired Ketchum—a PR firm under the Omnicom Group umbrella—to come in and help with handling the Jerry Sandusky crisis. They made the decision after consulting a Doctor Emmett Brown in an attempt to develop a means of traveling back to the 20th century to handle the situation properly. The project was scrapped when they couldn’t get their hands on any weapons-grade plutonium. [Philadelphia Business Journal]