STRIPPED: Personal Trainer Noe Espinosa

My coming-out story is …
Sitting at dinner with my mother and suddenly telling her I was gay. She left the table, went to her bedroom, and I thought, She will never talk to me again. After a couple of hours she came out and said, “You are my son and I will love you no matter what.”

If I’m checking a guy out, chances are he has …
An athletic body, big arms, wide shoulders, thick legs, a nice butt, dark hair, big eyes, and a killer, mischievous smile.

I feel sexy wearing …
Briefs. The smaller the better.

I think love is …
Like a tree that you have to nurse and water every day if you want to keep it alive. When you stop watering the tree, it dies. You cannot expect to get love if you don’t give love.

My friends are constantly ribbing me about …
My Latin accent.

If I owned a racehorse, I’d name it …
El Rayo. That’s Spanish for “The Lightning.”

My worst nightmare is …
Flying in a plane with a lot of kids.

You wouldn’t believe that I eat …
I have a really bad sweet tooth. I love cookies, cheesecake, pastries, and sugar-covered pecans.

If I did porn, the plot would be …
Enjoying a relaxing time naked in a Jacuzzi, eyes closed, and when I open them a tall, big, muscular guy joins me for a fun time.

The worst date I ever had was …
I had been taking an antibiotic for a tooth infection when I went out with this guy and had a bit too much to drink with dinner. The alcohol and antibiotic did not mix well, and I ended up getting very sick. I was really embarrassed.

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