More Craigslist Goodness

While surfing Craigslist postings will found this amazing help wanted ad for Mantra.

Good Morning Loves!

Mantra Asian Pub is currently seeking an absolutely stunning Expo/Runner. By stunning I mean outgoing, efficient, pardon the phrase but ‘can do’ attitude, and vi-fucking-vacious. All are welcome to apply, but i am looking for someone who fits into our little super star fam.. bring some personality, check your attitude at the door :) We have a blast here so don’t be a drag!
Address all inquiries to Kenya, resumes accepted via e-mail or drop by in person, include a brief description of yourself in your response and a photo if possible (sorry kids, i just can’t keep y’all straight).
Thanks for the read, good luck!

*ROCKSTAR* Expo/Runner.. Raise Your Hand! (Center City) [Craigslist]