Porn Star: Flyers Defenseman Is “Most Annoying Texter”
Porn star Lisa Ann — the star of political porn parody Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? as well as a 2011 inductee into the Legends of Erotica Hall of Fame — went on a bit of a rant about Flyers defenseman Michael Del Zotto yesterday morning on her Twitter account.
Lisa Ann, who has also recently been in the company of Notre Dame wide receiver Justin Brent, said the Flyers defenseman is the “most annoying texter” she’s ever encountered and frequently asked her to set him up with women when Del Zotto was on the road. Per her Twitter, Lisa Ann doesn’t “do the [boyfriend] thing” due to her line of work.
The most annoying texter in the history of my life has been.., hands down @MichaelDelZotto … Shocker right!
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
Yes, @MichaelDelZotto the STUD NHL player… For some reason he thinks I am a dating service and will arrange dates for him.
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
Strange, most guys want to date me, not use me to find other dates but OK..
I have asked him for 2 years to stop.— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
Two years! The good news for Del Zotto is that he’s only 24. There is plenty of time for him to reform his texting ways. The Flyers signed Del Zotto this offseason after likely losing veteran D-man Kimmo Timonen for the season to injuries. Perhaps an older player can even mentor him.
Oddly enough, Lisa Ann says Del Zotto wasn’t trying to get hooked up with other porn stars — just other women Lisa Ann knew. Lisa Ann’s a popular porn star, but does she really know women in every city?
Wait now.. Maybe today I should build a "dating profile" for @MichaelDelZotto here on Twitter. Girls who want to date him can follow him!
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
What specifics should we put on @MichaelDelZotto Dating Profile on twitter? I have never made a profile like this before, so.. hummmm
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
HA HA HA I have been #Blocked @MichaelDelZotto Blocked me.. I'm actually laughing out loud. hysterically.. Maybe he will leave me alone now!
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
Lisa Ann also shared her and Del Zotto’s origin story.
short story… It all started about 2 years ago when I was hosting an event @MichaelDelZotto reached out to the promoter to meet me..
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
I looked him up, he was with the Rangers at the time, looked cute, I thought ok, Pro Athlete, he won't try to kill or rob me, so sure I will
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
Yes, when I am dating i Fear being killed or robbed, ok.. It is NOT a safe world & people are insane so I live in a strange fear.
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
So, we go on a date, its nice, hang out- yada yada yada… about a week later he started asking if could hook him up with girls on the road
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
I say NO… I say YO, you are a cute kid, you can pull tail, if not have your agent do it.. just don't ask me….
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
After 4 months of going to games and explaining that to him, I finally gave up.. so about a year goes by and we don't talk..
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
We reconnect and start talking and we get right back to this before we even had another date our selves.. I did warn him of this outcome
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
The Flyers play next tomorrow night at the Wells Fargo Center against the Edmonton Oilers. The first chance for opposing fans to taunt Michael Del Zotto over this is November 15th in Montreal. The Flyers play Del Zotto’s former team, the Rangers, at Madison Square Garden on November 19th.
Per her schedule, Lisa Ann is at New Jersey’s Exxxotica Expo in Edison this weekend.
[via Broad Street Hockey]
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