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1) What is a Whiz Wit’?
A cheesesteak with onions and Cheez Whiz.
A Mummer’s mid-parade bathroom break.
A South Philly accountant.
A really smart, funny guy from Northeast Philly.
2) If I say, “Meet me at the Eagle,” where should you show up?
At the Center City Macy’s
At the Zoo
At Lincoln Financial Field
On the main quad at Penn
3) The city’s “tree streets” — Walnut, Chestnut, Spruce, Pine, etc. — were originally named for what?
Counties in England
Books of the Bible
Prominent local families
Birds
4) Why is the Blue Route called the Blue Route?
Because it was the blue route (as opposed to yellow and green ones) on the proposed plans.
Because it goes right through a bunch of porn shops in Upper Darby.
Because residents got blue in the face yelling for it to be built.
Because the original macadam was made with blue granite.
5) What was this sign once used to advertise?
Girls’ High
STD prevention
Blue jeans
Lingerie
6) What does Inga Saffron write about?
Architecture
Business
Cooking
Fashion
7) Which famous comic-book artist was born in Philly?
Charles M. Schulz
Robert Crumb
Aaron McGruder
Matt Groening
8) Which U.S. Vice President visited Penn Medicine’s Abramson Cancer Center to kick off the national “Cancer Moonshot,” an ambitious effort to accelerate progress in the fight against cancer?
Mike Pence
Al Gore
Joe Biden
Dick Cheney
This question is sponsored by Penn Medicine
9) What is the Woodlands?
William Penn’s original estate
A forest, duh
A nightclub in Old City
A cemetery in West Philly
10) Speaking of which, what is a “Philadelphia lawyer”?
One who wears crappy suits.
One who gets imprisoned for violating his oath.
One who’s especially clever.
One who represents members of the Mob.
11) Which building was designed by famed local architect Frank Furness?
The Parkway Central branch of the Free Library
The Cathedral Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul
The Art Museum
The Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts
12) Where did Philly get the flowering cherry trees in Fairmount Park?
From Mount Vernon
From the people of Japan
From the last emperor of China
From Subaru
13) What’s a Wishniak?
A hopeless dreamer.
A brand of air conditioner made in Oxford Circle.
A resident of Port Richmond.
A black cherry liqueur.
14) Which of the following is not the name of a section of Broad Street?
Avenue of the Arts
Mummers Way
Southern Boulevard
Georgie Woods Boulevard
15) What does Terry Gross’s husband do?
He’s a jazz critic.
He’s a carpenter.
He’s a lawyer.
Terry Gross is a lesbian.
16) Historically, what was Boyds men’s store famous for?
Snootiness
Hats
Golf knickers
Bespoke suits
17) Which SEPTA bus route starts at Pattison Avenue, goes up 20th Street to Market, goes along Market all the way to Front Street, turns around, crosses Center City again on Market, then comes back down 19th Street to the stadiums?
The 8
The 17
The 33
The 23
18) Who was Philadelphia’s first poet laureate?
David Rittenhouse
Will Smith
Walt Whitman
Sonia Sanchez
19) An annual event at the Rosenbach Museum and Library celebrates what?
Walt Whitman’s birthday.
Bloomsday.
Shakespeare’s birthday.
The “Bissinger Moment” (defined by Urban Dictionary as “a complete, unprovoked meltdown … while in front of a camera”) when Buzz Bissinger went after Will Leitch on Costas Now.
20) What did DuPont chemist Stephanie Kwolek inadvertently invent in the 1960s?
Wellbutrin
The Moscow Mule
Kevlar
Wite-Out
21) What was former Penn prof E. Digby Baltzell (1915-’96) best known for?
Supporting the Vietnam War.
Never wearing socks.
Having a fistfight in the quad with Donald Trump when Trump was a Penn student.
Popularizing the term “Wasp.”
22) Which artist is responsible — some would say culpable — for the public artwork Government of the People at the corner of Broad Street and JFK Boulevard?
Zenos Frudakis
Jacques Lipchitz
Hank Willis Thomas
Branly Cadet
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