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1) What is a Whiz Wit’?
A cheesesteak with onions and Cheez Whiz.
A Mummer’s mid-parade bathroom break.
A really smart, funny guy from Northeast Philly.
A South Philly accountant.
2) If I say, “Meet me at the Eagle,” where should you show up?
On the main quad at Penn
At the Center City Macy’s
At the Zoo
At Lincoln Financial Field
3) The city’s “tree streets” — Walnut, Chestnut, Spruce, Pine, etc. — were originally named for what?
Counties in England
Prominent local families
Books of the Bible
Birds
4) Why is the Blue Route called the Blue Route?
Because it goes right through a bunch of porn shops in Upper Darby.
Because the original macadam was made with blue granite.
Because residents got blue in the face yelling for it to be built.
Because it was the blue route (as opposed to yellow and green ones) on the proposed plans.
5) What was this sign once used to advertise?
Girls’ High
Blue jeans
STD prevention
Lingerie
6) What does Inga Saffron write about?
Cooking
Architecture
Business
Fashion
7) Which famous comic-book artist was born in Philly?
Robert Crumb
Charles M. Schulz
Aaron McGruder
Matt Groening
8) Which U.S. Vice President visited Penn Medicine’s Abramson Cancer Center to kick off the national “Cancer Moonshot,” an ambitious effort to accelerate progress in the fight against cancer?
Joe Biden
Mike Pence
Dick Cheney
Al Gore
This question is sponsored by Penn Medicine
9) What is the Woodlands?
A forest, duh
A cemetery in West Philly
William Penn’s original estate
A nightclub in Old City
10) Speaking of which, what is a “Philadelphia lawyer”?
One who’s especially clever.
One who represents members of the Mob.
One who wears crappy suits.
One who gets imprisoned for violating his oath.
11) Which building was designed by famed local architect Frank Furness?
The Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts
The Cathedral Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul
The Parkway Central branch of the Free Library
The Art Museum
12) Where did Philly get the flowering cherry trees in Fairmount Park?
From the last emperor of China
From Subaru
From Mount Vernon
From the people of Japan
13) What’s a Wishniak?
A hopeless dreamer.
A resident of Port Richmond.
A black cherry liqueur.
A brand of air conditioner made in Oxford Circle.
14) Which of the following is not the name of a section of Broad Street?
Southern Boulevard
Avenue of the Arts
Georgie Woods Boulevard
Mummers Way
15) What does Terry Gross’s husband do?
He’s a carpenter.
Terry Gross is a lesbian.
He’s a lawyer.
He’s a jazz critic.
16) Historically, what was Boyds men’s store famous for?
Hats
Golf knickers
Snootiness
Bespoke suits
17) Which SEPTA bus route starts at Pattison Avenue, goes up 20th Street to Market, goes along Market all the way to Front Street, turns around, crosses Center City again on Market, then comes back down 19th Street to the stadiums?
The 8
The 23
The 17
The 33
18) Who was Philadelphia’s first poet laureate?
David Rittenhouse
Sonia Sanchez
Walt Whitman
Will Smith
19) An annual event at the Rosenbach Museum and Library celebrates what?
Shakespeare’s birthday.
Bloomsday.
Walt Whitman’s birthday.
The “Bissinger Moment” (defined by Urban Dictionary as “a complete, unprovoked meltdown … while in front of a camera”) when Buzz Bissinger went after Will Leitch on Costas Now.
20) What did DuPont chemist Stephanie Kwolek inadvertently invent in the 1960s?
Wite-Out
Kevlar
Wellbutrin
The Moscow Mule
21) What was former Penn prof E. Digby Baltzell (1915-’96) best known for?
Having a fistfight in the quad with Donald Trump when Trump was a Penn student.
Popularizing the term “Wasp.”
Never wearing socks.
Supporting the Vietnam War.
22) Which artist is responsible — some would say culpable — for the public artwork Government of the People at the corner of Broad Street and JFK Boulevard?
Zenos Frudakis
Branly Cadet
Jacques Lipchitz
Hank Willis Thomas
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