2022 Inexplicable Rebrand
SEPTA Becoming “Metro”
Sure, SEPTA’s stations are about as navigable as an M.C. Escher staircase. And sure, people are still getting trapped inside those stations, running into metal gates where there should be exits. But next time you get lost or stranded, take a deep breath and remember: You’re not stranded in SEPTA. You’re stranded in the Metro. Don’t you feel better already?