2022 Retort to Parental Despair
Paul Dovidio
The Montgomery County Community College Mustangs haven’t been known for their sporting triumphs — until now! Dovidio, a 20-year-old Super Smash Bros. savant, just nabbed the school’s first-ever esports national championship, sparking inspiration in young gamers in bedrooms everywhere — and providing the ultimate rejoinder to parents begging their children do something else, anything else, with their time.