Property’s Morning Obsession: Trader Joe’s Expanded Missed Connections

If ever a store were in need of expansion, it was Trader Joe’s–the location at 22nd and Market was so claustrophobic, it would have made Al Gore do his food shopping at Wal-Mart. You could only imagine all the hookups that were dashed by the tiny aisles. If she hadn’t been rammed from behind by that bitch in the Peruvian poncho, she could have said something to the Warby Parker guy contemplating soy vs. almond.

Within a week of the store’s grand expansion–favorably reviewed here and here–succcess!

Missed Connections ad from Craigslist. Click to enlarge.

Well, you’ve heard of tea and sympathy, so why not?

• World’s Most Crowded Trader Joe’s Expands [Philly Post]
• Trader Joe’s – m4w (Downtown )