It’s the Future, So Let a DNA Test Catch Your Cheating Lover

Happy early Valentine’s Day everybody. Need a romantic gift idea for your Special Someone this year? Why not give them $414 so he or she can have your dirty underwear tested for DNA to prove once in for all whether or not you’re a no-good, two-timing, adulterous, snake in the grass more concerned with your own sexual gratification than with the feelings of others. Or maybe try candy and flowers. Whichever is more your speed with probably do the trick. [NBC Philadelphia]