Morning News without Technical Issues

Did you know that Nutella goes bad four months after opening? Not that we’ve ever had a jar last that long. Check this Table of Condiments that Periodically Go Bad and spring clean that fridge! [backtable.org]

Sixpack parses beer books and ‘barguments’, which is now our new favorite word. [Daily News]

Lady farmers in Pennsylvania, much like hipsters farmers in New York, are the new black. Also, the Inquirer would like you to know that Beer Week was a success. Seriously, who are these Beer Week skeptics everyone keeps talking about? Everyone we know was enthused about it from the start. [Inquirer]

From the Department of Mixed Messages: a vegan strip club. [NY Times]

Your sweet tooth is all in your head. [Telegraph]

Rick Nichols hits the ballpark