Newest Sexual Fetish: Getting Alien Eggs Laid Inside You

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If the headline sounds out of this world, well, it sort of is: There’s a sexual fetish that involves giving “birth” to alien eggs, either vaginally or via one’s anal cavity. It’s thanks to a new sex toy called the Ovipositor, which essentially is a long penis-shaped tool that injects gelatin alien eggs into one’s body cavities, and according to a recent piece on Vice, “Fans of the Ovipositor say that the sensation of mushy extraterrestrial ovum slopping back out of them is a real treat.”

Vice profiled the product and it’s inventor, a man who goes by the name “LoneWolf,” who was once “a builder, fast-food dude, fashion model, church organist, butcher, and veterinary student at the University of New Hampshire before deciding: I want to make enormous egg-laying alien dicks.” LoneWolf claims that “tons of people” want the Ovipositors, and that he knew the product would sell because “there are three things that will always sell: Food, death, and sex.”

There’s of course the health question: Is injecting these gelatin eggs in your cavities safe? According to LoneWolf:

“Everything in moderation. We are not doctors, and we’re not about to comment on what is safe or unsafe to do to one’s body as it varies from person to person. I can say that I have used them many times without hurting myself, but frankly it is up to the person using it to know their own limits. For instance, if you are allergic to gelatin. If made properly, the eggs are firm, but rubbery, similar to the consistency of gummy bears. They dissolve with body heat rather quickly.”

An Ovipositor.

However, one reader left a comment about the anal use of the eggs, saying, “If you use these in the backdoor, they go in as eggs and come out as gooey melted gelatin diarrhea. So I guess you have to like the idea of being impregnated with alien eggs as well as liking sitting on the toilet for hours as gooey melted diarrhea runs from your bum. Hey, whatever rolls your stockings up and down.” Also, on the Ovipositor website, it clearly states, “This item is sold as a novelty only. We’re not responsible for how you choose to use it.”

So why would someone want to try this? LoneWolf sums it up when he says, “There are different perspectives of everything, and Ovipositors are no exception. Many like to envision an alien creature that wants its eggs inside you. It can be a little intimidating or off-putting to those who do not fantasize about being the willing or unwilling host of alien beings inside them. It blurs the line of our own humanity to find sexual pleasure with something that is so far from human, and for some, just talking about it gets them wet.”

The cost? A basic Ovipositor, called the “Krubera,” starts at $109.99, and it does not come with eggs: You have to make them on your own, and, eh, to be frank, it looks like quite a process: