Guys, Don’t Wear This Man Thong This Weekend — Or Ever
Behold, the most horrifying swimsuit ever created.
![Bobby Norris and Harry Derbidge wear the utterly unflattering "string lateral flash" swimsuit. Don't do this at home, please.](https://cdn10.phillymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Towie-Thong-Swimwear.jpg)
Just … no.
Nope. Not a joke. This horrifying half-crotch-sling is actually available to purchase. And it has a (somewhat hilarious) name. Our friends over at G Philly have the details, but I’m warning you: It’s not pretty.