The Philly Instagram Hall of Fame: The 15 Shots Everybody takes

The "Drop Your Pants Off To Us" sign at Warwick Cleaners near Rittenhouse (above). Everyone loves a solid double laundry entendre.

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Beauty shots of the Ben Franklin Bridge from Morgan's Pier, with or without a clutched can of craft beer (usually Hell or High Watermelon) in the corner to taunt your friends who are still at work.

The Kurt Vile mural at Front and Master.

South Street's Magic Gardens, but only the outside, because it costs $7 to get in.

A picture of a cool door in a neighborhood like Bella Vista, Powelton Village or Society Hill. Preferably poster-worthy.

Ben Franklin laid back in the cut on Penn's campus, with toggleable selfie option.

Some variation on a disembodied hand holding a delicious donut from Federal Donuts. Don't forget to caption it "There goes my diet!" and hashtag it #foodie or #nomnomnom.

The King of Jeans sign on East Passyunk, recently analyzed with incisive detail by Emily Guendelsberger of City Paper.

Any late afternoon/early evening view from the South Street Bridge, accompanied a melodramatic civic pride hashtag like #bleedgreen or #putonformycity.

Any elevated skyline-type view from Schuylkill River Park, also accompanied by a #THISISMYCITY-type hashtag and/or a comment about how far you jogged to get there.

Speaking of landmarks — can't forget dramatic shots of City Hall, executed in the style of the opening sequence of House of Cards. Or at least the opening sequence of Law Abiding Citizen.

Christmas in South Philly. Everyone should Instagram these all the time regardless of what month it is because they're the best. Photo | @thequeensupreme

Anything featuring the Phillie Phanatic in any context. Another thing that should be 'grammed all the time, no questions asked. I'd be OK with everything on Instagram being replaced with Phanatic photos, actually. Someone please develop an app that does this in a manner similar to this useful "replace all pics with Ryan Gosling" tool.

The Cowboys-bashing POS system screen at Jose Pistola’s.