Scandal! Subway’s Footlong Sandwich Isn’t

Let a thousand dirty jokes bloom: An Australian named Matt Corby has posted photo evidence suggesting that Subway’s footlong sandwich packs, instead, a measley 11 inches. The photo, posted to Subway’s Facebook page, has been “liked” more than 130,000 times and shared more than 3,000 times, and surely there’s a very good explanation for all this. On the other hand, if it’s true, it would explain how Jared lost all that weight: He wasn’t eating as much as he thought he was. [New York Post]