The Archdiocese of Philadelphia Is Selling Its 19-Room Ventnor Villa, So Who Wants to Let Us Borrow $6.2 Million?

Amid a sexual abuse scandal, 45 job cuts, school closings and consolidations, and the end of its monthly publication, the Archdiocese of Philadelphia is in a bit of a financial predicament. Luckily, though, they have some assets to sell off. Like the 19-room villa on the boardwalk in Ventnor. The property is set to be listed shortly and can be yours for a measly $6.2 million or so. Speaking of, does anyone want to lend us, like, $6.2 million? We’re good for it, we swear. And there will always be a futon with your name on it. [Inquirer]